chelseasea

makeyourselfcomfy:

In this week’s episode, Christian Capozzoli (Bucky), Chelsea Clarke (The Curfew), & Don Fanelli (The Stepfathers) join Abra to create a world where getting on a boss’ dick isn’t sexual, Yo-Yo Ma performs at Yankees games, & Notre Dame Judi Dench is incorrect.

I want someone to please tally how many times Don says “what the fuck” in this episode. It makes me laugh so much. I love Don. I love Christian. I love Chelsea.

I love Abra!!


joestanton:

sasheer:

tyleroakley:

cupkacie:

Jimmy Kimmel tricked people at Coachella into professing their love for bands that don’t exist, and it is absolutely hysterical. 

SO EMBARRASSING.

oh my god

those girls with the flowers

I would rather sleep in a toilet than go to coachella

I would rather kill my own daughter than go to coachella

Me and my horrible (wonderful) girlfriends did this to our friend Matt in highschool. The Band we tricked him into saying he also liked was called “Flower Death”. 

HOWEVER: I do not think this segment is real. Why do we never see the interviewer??? 9/11 was an inside job.


Talking Breakfast?!: nicolemarietherese: arielkarlin: I started going to Asssscat in 2008.... →

nicolemarietherese:

arielkarlin:

I started going to Asssscat in 2008. One night there was a group of friends in line behind me. Someone said, “Hey, where’s Rebecca?” Another said, “She’s not coming, but she has a really good excuse: Her friend died! She was at a party and she fell off…

I saw the fred savage one! It was the night my wife fell and died.. That was a great one. Amy played a stage mom that wanted to, i think,  kill her own child to take the spotlight and there was a kiddy pool full of soup in a grocery store.